on every road and sidewalk we all want to gossip, but can only say-eh, that is GONG XI GONG XI. Gong xi, Gong xi, Gong xi ni ah! Gong xi, Gong xi, Gong xi neeee!

	i like chinese new year,
	not only because of the 
	money, but for the chance 
	to meet up with my distant 
	relatives

				i mean, once a year, i 
				will never fail to 
				whisper to my mom: 
				"who is he/she?"
				"ohhhh... her ah..."
				"is she endorsing kose 
				cosmetics or what,thou 
				painted maypole."
				last year, the exchange 
				was:"HUH??!!!! pregnant?! 
				who's the father?" 
				*snicker* =P

	i like chinese new year
	because my house will be clean,
	absolutely sparkling clean, 
	for 3 days. 

	 			For 363 days (366 leap
				year days minus 3days),
	 			'home sweet home' will be
				covered in the thickest dust
	 			possible. i m not kidding.
				come n spring a surprise visit.
				then u will regret not 
				wearing socks when u
				step into the house.

	i like chinese new year 
	because it gives my 
	wonderfully kind n 
	caring relatives a chance
	to bestow blessings and
	good luck on their 
	favourite niece.
			
				it is a pauper's 
				dream of striking it rich,
				temporarily. better than
				4D ah.....!

	i like chinese new year
	because i never knew
	how much my relatives
	cared for my well-being
	and future. it brings tears 
	to my eyes.

				"ah girl, u got boy boy or not?"
				"wah, 21 this year ah, can get 
				married!"
				"so what u studying in uni?"
				"HAH!!??! u tranfer? then
				how now? aiyoh.... but better
				luck next time lor."
				there will NEVER be a next time!
				a**h**e!


	i like chinese new year
	because i never knew
	what comparision is,
	that is, until CNY.

				uncle to me:
				"yah lah, my fengfeng* got 1 B 
				in her accountancy exams last
				semester, she so angry! so she
				appeal, but bobian lor." 
				is he expecting me to participate
				in his feeling of indignity too? 
				siao.


	i like chinese new year
	because i can watch tv
	all day long. whoopee!

				chow yun fatt- shanghai gangster
				spraying bullets all over the place.
				miraculaously, he doesnt die. althou
				its one of him against godzillions 
				of the baddies.stephen chow
				-caned laffter.ha. ha. ha. 
				tcs CNY variety shows. more
				of james lye miming away..
				oh yes, he quit liaos.
				there is judgement afterall.
	
	* names changed to protect my personal interest.
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all complaints and no fun makes SOOT a bitchy ole' hag. so here is a game to bore the shitz outta u. so let the spiders out to play. hey! they gotta have somewhere to hang their home too!
so shaddup, SIT STILL n play the game
game